classyf-cker: thechamberofsecrets: people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable i had to scroll back up and reblog this because it spoke to me on an emotional level
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
me: i want that
me: checks price tag
daangmel: I seriously could make someone so happy. I’ve said this before, but I have so much love to give and I just want to do that already!
buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
Please just don't forget about me.
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me